1 definition by Dike Mike

Top Definition
NSP
"Nutt Swipe Present"; An obscene gesture, performed by a male, that involves taking the palm of the one’s hand, swiping it across their crotch, and then presenting it to the person(s) they wish to offend in a smooth continuous motion. This is intended to be a long range attack and considered back form to make contact with the receiver of the gesture’s personal space. To increase obscenity, it is perfectly acceptable to make seperate sound effects for the swipe and presentation portion.
That guy pissed me off so I NSP'ed him.
by Dike Mike April 17, 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt