12 definitions by Digitus

n. An abbreviation of "character"
The Asian girl asked, "What's your fav. Street Fighter char.?"
Digitus answered, "Def. Chun-Li, she's hot."
The Asian girl asked again, "Ahh, so you like her, huh? Why?"
Digitus replied, "Because if she was on top of me, she can use her lightning fast legs to hump!"
The Asian girl said, "We'll have to try out your fantasy soon.."
Digitus replied, "What? We will?! Sweet!"
The Asian girl grinned, "Yeah, I'll be your fav. char."
by Digitus July 27, 2005
n. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.
Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"

Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."

Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
by Digitus July 27, 2005
1. Noun. A joystick is a male's penis. it's like a stick and "doing something" to it is a joy therefore it is a joystick.
1.Tea asked, "Can I play with your joystick?"

2.Gareth said, "I have to have alone time with my joystick."

3.Shannon exclaimed: "I LOVE your joystick because of the way it fits me!"
by Digitus June 02, 2005
n. An abbreviation of "favorite"
Digitus asked, "What's your fav. thing?"
The Asian girl replied, "Joysticks, particularly yours."
She gave a suggestive look.
Digitus said, "Oh? Well, do you wanna play a game called, 'Play with the Joystick 'til you see White Stuff'?"
She smiled and nodded.
Digitus opened up his fly and whipped out his joystick.
The Asian girl grasped it and started stroking it.
A few min. later...
Digitus' joystick started squirting white stuff onto the Asian girl's face.
While her face was dripping in cum, she started sucking on his joystick.
The Asian girl gave a sound, "Mmmmmm," and said, "definitely my fav. thing."
by Digitus July 27, 2005
n. Two or more pant zippers.

Plural form of "fly"
Asian girl said, "Hey, let's have clothes-on sex!"
Digitus replied, "Alright!"
They unzipped their flies, Digitus' joystick slowly entered the Asian girl's pussy and started having stand-up sex.
Digitus said, "You're tight!"
The Asian girl moaned, "And you're doing me good!"
As they had raging sex, they heard someone coming towards them.
Digitus said, "Shit! Someone's coming!"
The Asian girl replied, "Thank god for flies!"
They zipped up their flies as the janitor came in. He said, "Why are you sweaty?"
The Asian girl replied, "It's the crappy air-conditioners."
The janitor said, "Yeah, I've gotta go something about that.."
The Asian girl and Digitus left the room.
Digitus whispered to the Asian girl, "Thank god for flies indeed."
The Asian girl laughed as they ran away.
by Digitus August 13, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×