The solipsistic shit
(or solipshit) is the shit
you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually
has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit
was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped
an anchor in the bitch, and the shit
sunk to the bottom of the toilet
half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.