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9 definitions by Dick driller

 
1.
A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?
A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".
by Dick driller October 13, 2010
 
2.
When a chick is sucking your cock and you notice insane amounts of jizz oozing out of her loose, overworked snatch. Because we are guys, we continue on face fucking her and dump the contents of our balls into said bitches gut.
Dude, really. Your mom is a filthy slut. I mean, she sucks a good dick and all but holy shit she's a total cum dumpster. How many guys do you think she fucked already today? I'm guessing by the amount of jizz i saw seeping out of her loose flappy twat and asshole, that she's been with 8 or 9 guys already today. Have a talk with her will ya?
by Dick driller July 24, 2010
 
3.
A person or persons that has nothing but time on their hands. When they are not stealing white people's shit, terrorizing white people, complaining about white people, and doing crack, they are usually seen sitting on a porch of some low rent shithole in a rundown urban neighborhood eating watermellon, fried chicken and smoking weed. They are also easily identified by the fact that they are niggers. Niggers are not easily identified at night, unless they smile. And if a nigger is smiling at you, your fucked.
Elderly white woman- Harold I think we're lost.
Harold- Why do you say that?
Elderly white woman- Because this doesn't look like our neighborhood. The shop windows are all boarded up, there are big old cars with whitewall tires parked along the road and all these run down houses have fucking porch monkeys hanging around staring at us. Drive faster.
Harold- I'll get us the fuck outa here.
by Dick driller October 30, 2010
 
4.
An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.
That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.
by Dick driller January 02, 2009
 
5.
A crybaby bitch who somehow has managed to make a career out of playing hockey. Is known as whiner/crybaby, diver, pathetic fighter, bitch and is rumored to be a serious pork sword swallower.

People in Canana love shitbags like this.

He is one serious injury away from being a nobody.

Probably takes it in the backdoor by his defensemen.
Did you see that Penguins game last night? Ovechkin dropped his gloves at Sydney Crosby, and Crosby defecated in his pants and curled up in the fetal position crying for mama.

He got a game misconduct for embarassment, soiling his pants and for being a douchebag.
by Dick driller April 16, 2010
 
6.
A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.
I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.
by Dick driller January 06, 2009
 
7.
To suck one's own penis while defecating.
I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.
by Dick driller January 08, 2009