A person or persons that has nothing but time on their hands. When they are not stealing white people's shit, terrorizing white people, complaining about white people, and doing crack, they are usually seen sitting on a porch of some low rent shithole in a rundown urban neighborhood eating watermellon, fried chicken and smoking weed. They are also easily identified by the fact that they are niggers. Niggers are not easily identified at night, unless they smile. And if a nigger is smiling at you, your fucked.
Elderly white woman- Harold I think we're lost.
Harold- Why do you say that?
Elderly white woman- Because this doesn't look like our neighborhood. The shop windows are all boarded up, there are big old cars with whitewall tires parked along the road and all these run down houses have fucking porch monkeys hanging around staring at us. Drive faster.
Harold- I'll get us the fuck outa here.