1 definition by Dick Suckemson

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A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
Bob Cummings: Yo, Shandra's ass is fine as fuckin hell man, almost as if she got an assclerk or somethin.

Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.

Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.

Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye
by Dick Suckemson September 11, 2010

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