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2 definitions by Dick Smiley

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.
The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.
by Dick Smiley January 01, 2011
A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.
I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.
by Dick Smiley January 03, 2011