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1 definition by Dick Ed

 
1.
the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
by Dick Ed May 30, 2012