22 definitions by Diane aka the BITCH

Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation. Used to explain to fellow netizens (especially on USENET) that one will be losing (or has not had) Internet access for some time for reasons outside one's control.
Because the courts say my h4x0ring of NASA jacked them up ...I will be ABEND for a while.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 03, 2005

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Absent By Voluntary Net Deprivation.
The Internet has ruined my life so I am ABSEND.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 03, 2005

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To unplug a computer in order to reset or unjam it. The 120 comes from the fact that 120 volts is the wall socket voltage in the United States and CanaDUH.

*** Only do this as a last ditch effort.
My computer is fucked so I have to 120 reset.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 03, 2005

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The person getting stalkerized.
OMFG Micah told me I AM the stalkee :(
by Diane aka the BITCH July 02, 2005

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Person behind the keyboard.
I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 02, 2005

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Derogatory term for a Jewish female.
Call me a kikess and I'm going to shove my foot so far up your ass you will have to open your mouth so I can paint my toe nails.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 02, 2005

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YGS
You've got SPAM.
AOHELLS announcement that you have SPAM. An AOLese / AOHELLese
Fuckin a man. AOHELL has sent me SPAM once again!
by Diane aka the BITCH July 02, 2005

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