Pickering is without a doubt the crappest little town on earth. It's full of small minded little dings who constantly drive around town in their crap cars listening to 'chooons' and constantly flock to the scabbiest pubs ie the Lettered Board and The Station. No one ever ventures out of this shit hole so all their lives revolve around who's doing what and are plagued with jealousy of every one else.
Pickering Chav 1: As off oot in Pickrin 2nyt kidda gunna tek sum eeees man is thee cummin?'
Pickering Chav 2: 'No tar ar kid gunna go t trackie instead lyk in me Saxo'