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2 definitions by Devokrative

 
1.
Slanguage is how people talk when they want to try and sound "gangsta," or tough even though usually it just comes out sounding stupid.
Joey: Yo my man how you doin' today?
Jay: Stop talking slanguage, man.
Joey: Boy whatchu talkin' bout, I ain't talkin' no slanguage.
by Devokrative November 30, 2009
 
2.
When a bitch forgets to be a bitch and is occasionally nice, but then turns back to her bitchy ways, she has blitched.
Tuesday:
Leah to Seth: Like I'd ever go out with you.
Wednesday:
Leah to Seth: Sure I'll go out with you!
Thursday:
Leah to Seth: Screw you
Friday:
Seth to Jake: Leah totally blitched on me this week.
by Devokrative December 12, 2009