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2 definitions by Devious Muffin

 
1.
A means by which to measure woot. A unit of meausure for woot. A woot criterion. Can refer to either an action or noun.
Dave: Man, that was an uber pwnage game of scrabble.

Tom: Yea, I'd give that about 2 1/2 wootrons!
by Devious Muffin December 03, 2006
 
2.
The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.
Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.
by Devious Muffin December 03, 2006