Woman's Christian Temperance Union. AKA: biggest party poopers ever. Highly religious suffrage movement that was influential in the outlaw of prostitution, illegal drug use, and were key in the Prohibition.
Bill: the U.S. would really be number one if hookers and drugs weren't illegal.
Jake: you can thank the WCTU for that.
Bill: Fuckin party poopers, just had to ruin everyone's fun...