Making love to a cougar anally, flipping her over then realizing it is really a transvestite
I took some cougar home from the bar last night and she turned out to be a "Mrs Doubtfire"
When your buddy passes out and you begin to tea bag your buddy placing a hairy ball on each eyelid
After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture
When you take a dump on their face, bust a nut, and then smoothen the surface with your testicles four times over to create a smooth driving surface
My girlfriend was feeling freaky and begged for a Hot Karl, but I suggested a "Michigan Steamroller." She agreed and I indulged in these wild pleasures
Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner
My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night