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9 definitions by Desmond Shoals

 
1.
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
by Desmond Shoals April 09, 2008
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2.
1. Santa's most famous words

2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by.

3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool
1. ho ho ho, Merry Chrismas!

2. Merry XXX-Mas, ho ho ho.

3. I said, get the ho ho ho !
by Desmond Shoals April 09, 2008
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3.
The feeling one gets when not having their hands in a hoodie or sweater pockets, and really wants to have them in there. This happens once the clothing has been removed and there are no pockets to put hands into.
"What's wrong with your hands?"

"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"

"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."
by Desmond Shoals December 11, 2008
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4.
The feeling one gets when excessivly wearing hoodies or other clothes with pockets nearby the stomach and then removes the clothing and still does the motion of wanting to put hands in the stomach pocket.
Guy 1: "Aww!"

Girl 1: "What's wrong?"

Guy 1: "I don't have my hoodie on today...."

Girl 1: "Pocket Anxiety again?"
by Desmond Shoals December 05, 2008
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5.
1. Someone who gets served up some piping-hot ass whupping in a video game and blames the game for getting served.
1. "Why can't I score? This game is cheatin! Restart!"

"Stop being a Game blamer and get served."
by Desmond Shoals April 09, 2008
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6.
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
by Desmond Shoals April 09, 2008
7 8
 
7.
1. A very feminine moment between men.

2. The feeling a male gets from a female having a masculine moment.
1. "Get your hand away from there! Quit actin' brokeback!"

2. Did she do 20 more pushups than me....I'm feeling kinda brokeback right now..
by Desmond Shoals April 09, 2008
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