The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.
Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.
The non-fatal condition by which a participant is unable to forget an embarrassing or strange experience. It occurs most often after viewing avante-garde animations or immediately after attending poorly planned parties.
It is usually remedied by low level brainwashing.
Girl: "Whoa. That Brothers Quay video left some serious residue... I can't get it out of my brain, every time I close my eyelids, I relive it!"
Guy: "Yeah, I'm totally going to go watch some Spongebob and try to think happy thoughts."