7 definitions by Dermot O'Logical

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A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.
- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).
A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.
Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
A painful misadventure under the influence of alcohol.
A) That's a nasty cut over your eye....
B) Wha' cut? Fug! 'M bleedin!
A) Ah, I see... It's just a ginjury.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.
A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
A painful misadventure under the influence of alcohol.
A) That's a nasty cut over your eye....
B) Wha' cut? Fug! 'M bleedin!
A) Ah, I see... It's just a ginjury.
by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009
Cock knee rhyming slang - To be caused shame by one's servant/s.
Monarch: "Oh, Lord. Philip, that Burrell man is on the box again. I'm so Buckingham Palaced."
by Dermot O'Logical October 03, 2009

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