1) A mildly erect penis, caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol
2) A worm-like swiggly cock that is 15% hard
Q: You take her down last night?
A: No man, I had a swerm swiggler
Guy: Oh man, I drank way too much last night. She had to blow me for 20 minutes before my swerm swiggler got hard enough to fuck her
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