Derkimus VonGrummington III
An extreme amount of hair on a bear
-sized man. This amount of hair can only be achieved by a select few. There are 3 requirements.
1. You must be addicted to Video Games, Chinese food, and Rick Astley.
You also have to live in Oak Park.
Ryan's hair looks like a Mushpot.
Holy Shit, look at the Mushpot growing on top of his head!
I can't see his face, his damn Mushpot is in the way.
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