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1 definition by Derick Fox

 
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A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.
Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.
by Derick Fox April 09, 2005