1 definition by Derek Maritime

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When you shove a garden gnome in your girlfriend's vagina without her knowing, and leave it there. You then proceed to tie her up, and force her to watch the Travelocity commercials with the talking garden gnome until you're done laughing.
I totally gave my girlfriend the Maine Garden Gnome lastnight.
by Derek Maritime December 11, 2010

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