5 definitions by Derek Jeter

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An alternative name for Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod)after his disgraceful attempt at cheating in game six of the 2004 ALCS versus the World Champion Boston Red Sox.
Slappy McBluelips aka A-Fraud slapped at Arroyo with his hamburger-helper hands costing the MFY the series.
by Derek Jeter January 14, 2005
Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.
I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.
by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004
The greatest team any sport has ever seen. Also known as the Evil Empire.
On the 7th Day, God created the Yankees
by Derek Jeter April 13, 2004
Baseball analyst who speaks with the utmost objectivity and does not root for any team on his own. Being as he got his start writing for the local paper in the best baseball city in America it is no surprise he he has widely considered the best at what he does.
Peter Gammons will be a Hall of Fame inductee in 2005.
by Derek Jeter February 15, 2005
A man, a myth, a god of the touchdown dance
"Did you see T.O. Ray-Ray dance?
by Derek Jeter November 19, 2004

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