The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel
. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster
, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle
. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen
), thus claiming immunity from the shituation
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"