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4 definitions by Der Kaiser Äntön

 
1.
Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).

Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!

Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...

"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."

by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008
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2.
Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).
Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!

Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...

"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."
by Der Kaiser Äntön May 31, 2008
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3.
Spanish noun:
1. A piece of something , perhaps a piece of cake
2. A extremely gargantuan fart, one that can shake the entire body and produce a smell that is most horrible. Usually linked with the Spanish adjective grandón to describe size and the Spanish word oloroso to describe stench.
3. A pejorative term signifying "dickhead" with reference to a person, not the head of a phallic object.
Example One:
Can you give me a piece of bread?
Podrias darme un pedazo de pan?

Example Two:
I just tore a humongous fart that stank really bad! Everyone that was with me had to leave because the smell could have killed them!
¡Me tiré un grandón pedazo que fue muy oloroso! Todos que estaban conmigo tuvieron que salir porque el olor pudó que matarles.

Example Three:
Don't talk with that guy, he's a real dickhead.
No habla con eso hombre, el es un pedazo.
by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008
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4.
Spanish adjective to describe something extremely large. In the echelons of size, grandón is amongst the top.
Grande -> Gran -> Grandón
I tore the biggest fart!
Me tiré un grandón pedazo! Que oloroso!

I had to take a shit really bad, and the shit really reaked! How big was it? Big? please, it wasn´t big, it was grandón!
Yo tuve cagar muy fuerte, y la mierda fue muy oloroso.
Como grande lo fue? Grande?, por favor, lo fue grandón!
by Der Kaiser Äntön May 30, 2008
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