2 definitions by Der Blucher
A music label masterminded by Patrice Wilson, who (rather cleverly) preys on the young aspiring pop star's desire to be recognized. Many of the people featured in these music videos are girls, presumably in Middle School, with a noticeably wealthy family; their equally wealthy friends usually co-star. This, accompanied by the outright stupidity of the song (i.e. I Love Chinese Food), makes Ark Music Factory especially susceptible to hatred. Sense the release of Rebecca Black's classic "Friday" AMF's business, quite curiously, has boomed rather than stagnated. Because of this apparent boom, we can expect to see more, increasingly cheesy music titles that commentators ages 12-16 flock to hate.
"The whole song is fucking terrible. No fucking kidding. This is just 10000000000X worse than Friday. FUCKING AWFUL "
-Someone's reaction after watching one of Ark Music Factory's more recent titles.
-Someone's reaction after watching one of Ark Music Factory's more recent titles.
by Der Blucher December 1, 2013
A new form of social networking logging the events in the lives of stupid people. Curiously, this includes three activities: twerking, pretending to chase women, parodying 1st world problems, and fights where a black person says something funny. In short: once you've seen one, you've seen them all.
"Dude, did you see that Vine where that girl twerked in yoga pants?"
"Yeah, I've seen it at least twenty times. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all."
"Yeah, I've seen it at least twenty times. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all."
by Der Blucher May 14, 2014