3 definitions by DepecheMoses

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Unbeknownst to many, the knee, like the elbow, has a wenis. This flap of skin is known as the kneenis.
I grabbed your kneenis!
by DepecheMoses July 03, 2006

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According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."
by DepecheMoses October 31, 2006

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DUNT - adj.
The exact opposite of funny. More intense than "unfunny," it is offensive to all those with a sense of humor. The bad kind of offensive.
Man, Carlos Mencia is so f'ing dunnt!
by DepecheMoses April 24, 2007

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