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is a religious belief system founded by Macon Foscue IV in 1996 and is practiced by members of The First Church of Macon. Maconism asserts that Macon and the universe as a whole are spiritual rather than material in nature and that truth and good are real tangible things, whereas evil and error are unreal. Maconist believe that only through lavish spending and extreme good-looks will this be demonstrated.
Did you see all those Maconists spending money like water? Maybe we should try Maconism?
by Dennisthedoorman February 02, 2010