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2 definitions by Dennissqueezes

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"
Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.
by Dennissqueezes May 04, 2011
Person, usually girl, who feels the need to pair up everyone around her. Often heard saying things like "o.m.g. You know who you would look, like, soooooo cuhyoot withhhh??????" usually about age 14 but can be older.
Damn jessica is such a stupid Cupid last week she tried to hook me up with Stefan, and he's an idiot.
by Dennissqueezes May 04, 2011