8 definitions by Denis T

When someone is a real fuck up or waste of space, you wish they were never born. Therefore, you wish their mother had an abortion.
Kid A: Hey kid, I didnt mean to but i kind of stomped on your dog

Kid B: Idiot.... your the perfect abortion poster child
by Denis T June 20, 2008
As used by Nelson in the simpsons when he instructs Bart to shoot a bird with a pellet Gun.
Nelson: "You'll never be a super-stud like me!"
Bart: "No you wont, your an octowussy! Look at me I'm bart i walk like this and want to marry milhouse!"
by Denis T June 19, 2008
A person who has had to much to drink, therefore becoming messy and unmanageable. Making a fool of ones self is also a trademark of a pisswreck
The guys had half a carton of beer and is an absolute pisswreck
by Denis T June 16, 2008
A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town

by Denis T July 20, 2008
A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.
After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag
by Denis T July 20, 2008
When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.
Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag
by Denis T July 19, 2008
When someone is a real fuck up or waste of space, you wish they were never born. Therefore, you wish their mother had an abortion.
Kid A: Hey kid, I didnt mean to but i kind of stomped on your dog

Kid B: Idiot.... your the perfect abortion poster child
by Denis T June 19, 2008

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