If you want to be a good liberal, here's what
you have to believe.
"under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance are Congress establishing a religion.
A cross on an isolated mountaintop is Congress establishing a religion.
of slave and conquistadors are downtrodden and oppressed, an unable to find meaningful work. To help
them, we must raise taxes on working
people and give the poor folks entitlements.
The police are able to protect all citizens from Pachucos and other criminals, so we should
repeal the Second Amendment.
Amos 'n' Andy
is a very bad show and you should
never watch it. If you watch it, you will have an irresistable urge to put on a bed sheet and lynch some guys of color.
All guns are intrinsically bad. A gun sitting in a bureau draw is able to go off and shoot people.
Straight white males
are the cause of all America's trouble, so we should
raise their taxes.
Quean Hillary knows what
is best for me, so I should
vote for her.
a village to raise a child. But no Christians or straight white males should
live in that
All children are wards of the state.
workforce is better than
a skilled workforce.
A diverse student body
is better than
a literate and diligent student body
The best man for the job is a woman
without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Stuckney the Soccer Mom is a liberal. She exercised her constitional rights by aborting
a male fetus. She wants Quean Hillary to take
things away from her and raise her taxes.