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The ranks of the NKGB. If you were, say, on a Habbo military called...let's say...the USSR, they would be as such:

8. Kursant (intern rank)
9. Junior Lieutenant
10. Lieutenant
11. Senior Lieutenant
12. Captain
13. Major
14. Lieutenant Colonel
15. Colonel
16. Director General
17. Colonel General
18. Commissar General
19. General Commissar
20. Commissar of the Interior
Using condoms is like wearing a raincoat in the shower, if you have an NKGB ranks you'd never wear a condom.
by Definitely not Lumare February 01, 2008