Pronounced "gaw - maw - leshkale". Irish phrase meaning "excuse me". Common everyday phrase in Ireland, used most often perhaps by old men who, when "surprised" by a fart they just emitted, offer this as a kind of peacemaking gesture. His thinking - "maybe they won't walk away in disgust if I excuse myself in Irish. At least that way they'll know I'm not a Black and Tan
". The phrase may also be used by babies who have thrown up all over the kitchen table, as they know saying this will mean the father won't think his wife had an affair with a Black and Tan
, and the mother won't think her husband slept with a prostitute on his "business trip" in Taiwan. Why this in any way proves that I don't know. But anyone who says gabh mo leathscéil deserves your respect, nay, downright fucking admiration. You Black and Tan
Also, a polite expression often used after the killing of a Black and Tan
and his family, to excuse the action.
Old man: *prrrrrrrrbbbffffffttttt* (fart) "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Bystander: "I salute you, Irish hero" *prrrbbbfffttt* "OOOOHHHHHH, gaw maw leshkale."
Old man: HE SPELT IT WRONG!!! YOU SPELT IT WRONG YOU BLACK AND TAN CUNT I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"
Baby: *pukes all over kitchen table* "OOOOOHHH, gabh mo leithscéal."
Father: "I TOLD YOU!!!! I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T GONORRHEA!!!"
Irish hero: *kills Black and Tan* "OOOOHHHHH, gabh mo leithscéal".
Bystander: "Don't excuse yourself, he was just a fucking Black and Tan. Let's bury him under a tree and piss on the tree and knock it down for some reason".
Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
Legendary Irish hurler. One of few good things to come out of Cork.
"And it's Christy Ring with the ball, he let's fly with the hurl and ooooooohhhh... it flys, 90 miles an hour and the full back takes it right up the Christy Ring. That's gotta hurt."
To acquire a little pussayyyyy for one's self.
Finbar: "Are you gonna get your gee tonight, Fintan?"
Fintan: "Yes. I am going to get my gee."
Mrs. McGhee: "Did you get your gee last night, Fintan?"
Fintan: "I'll get your gee now in a minute."
Fintan's Missus: "If you're headed down to the shop will you call into Finbar's house and get my gee?"
Fintan: ".............. what?"
Fintan's Missus: "Me bleedin' gee! I left it at Finbar's house last night."
Fintan: "You cheating whore!"
Fintan's Missus: "What?! Fuck you! I only brought it over coz he had no one else to play with."
Fintan: "You skank-ass bitch ho! Fuck this for a bag of cats!"
*storms out, marches to Finbar's house*
Fintan: "Where is it?! Where's her bleedin' gee you fuckin' pimp-face cuntmonger!"
Finbar: "What in the name of jaysus..."
Fintan: "Relinquish the gee! You gee-snatching... oh no wait I think she said Wii. Did she leave her Wii here?"
Fintan: "Oh right. Seeya so."
(don't ask what the fuck that was about)
In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason.
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore head after night of excessive drinking: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaayyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeeeedin' jaysus head's fuckin' in jiggets".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin' knob is fuckin' bleeeeeeeeeeeedin' and me balls! Jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin' balls it's loik I got the fuckin' trush man! Fuckin' trush man! Jaaaayyyyys I knew that one's fuckin' flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin' scabby jaaaaayyyyysus I'm in jiggets! Fuckin' jiggets!".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: "OH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSUS MAN ME FUCKIN' JAYSUSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS JAYSUS MAN WHAT IN THE NAME A JAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN' JAYSUS BLUE AND FUCKIN' SIZE A JAYSUS TENNIS BALLS FOR FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS ALL I DID WAS TELL HER THAT HER BLEEEEEEEEEDIN' FLAPS WERE TOO SCABBY! I'M IN JIGGETS! FUCKIN' JAYSUS JIGGETS!"