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3 definitions by Deep Fried Vagina

 
1.
1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"

"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"

"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"

"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"

*BIG LAUGHS*

"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"

"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."

"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"

"Your hella gay Orlando..."

2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"

"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"

"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"

*12:01 A.M.*

"Something....Right...Here!"

*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*

"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"

"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."

"........Daniella's a dude...."

"FUCK!!!"

3. *WHISTLES*

*WALKS INTO ROOM*

*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*

"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"

"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"

*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."

"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"

"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"


by Deep Fried Vagina January 19, 2009
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2.
1. something that is said but RARELY blurted out anywhere

2. just a plain burnt out vagina

3. when the hymen off the female is burnt out and leaves extra skin for it to be chopped off for deep fried vagina soup

4. Mario
1. Hardale: Mario, you are such a deep f. vagina



Mario: shut the3 fuck up hardale, you are being so hardale-ish today!


Hardale: is that even a fucking word? ima put that in the urban dictionary when i go to johns house today


Mario: i call first on computer, faggot, i need to look up supermenmodels.com


Hardale:........i have no comment for you, Mario.



Mario: *smiles like a fat faggot*


2. *Girl passes by*

Brian: You smell that, Mario?



Mario:...yeah..somethings burning...


*Girl turns around*


Girl: ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!



Hardale: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
by Deep Fried Vagina January 20, 2009
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3.
1. someone who is obese, really gay, and dyes their hair with various colors homosexuals would do if they had some time on their hands (which they do cuz their fucking fags)




2. someone who acts really homo but doesn't mean it, masterbates to random ass porn, and bust nuts on the same rag and gives it to their little sibling on their birthday and tells them its a frosting flavored napkin and steals it back from them to bust more nuts eventually. (see GAY FOR TODAY)




3. someone who wears baggy ass clothes with cum stains partially around them all ripped up and acts gay when wearing them

Mario: happy birthday Vakesha!


Vakesha: thanks, mario! its my 8th birthday! got a present for me?


Mario: hold on...*ruffles through pocket* HERE!


Vakesha: *sniff* eeewwwwww! smells like spit and sugar, Mario!


Mario: .....keep it. it's a frosting flavored napkin....*under breath: shit, i gotta get that back...*


Vakesha: thanks, Mario!

*ONE WEEK LATER*

*PHONE RINGS*

Mario: Hello?

Vakesha: Mario, my mommy is mad at you!

Mario: Why? The hell did i do?

Vakesha: My mommy ran out of tampons so she started to use rags she found around the house and found the one i got from you on my birthday and....

*HANGS UP*


Mario: dammn....hope he doesn't name her kid Mario too...otherwise...HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEEE *SNORTS* HEE HEE HEE! im such a fucking fag bag BUT I...AM...NOT...A...QUEERFUCK! NYUK NYUK NYUK!!! fag bag queerfuck
by Deep Fried Vagina January 20, 2009
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