5 definitions by Dee_dawg

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A nerd lair is a specific location for a nerd beholding their nearest and dearest possessions. These possessions range from Star Trek figurines to an array of comic books as well an ergonomically fit video game/TV/surround sound system set up.

Nerd lairs are generally only ever seen by the nerds themselves, or their mother's who need to enter with supervised permission to collect and deposit laundered items.

Nerd lairs include:
- an odd smell
- a bed
- a bean bag - rookie nerd lair, a pro has a swivel chair
- a closed window

- a lot of fast food rubbish including coke cans

- so many video games and DVDs that you would believe you are in Blockbuster

- one head set beside the computer plugged in at all times
- comics that NO ONE is allowed to touch without gloves
- posters of female anime characters

Nerd lairs are exciting to enter, yet very intimidating.
"I actually saw his nerd lair..I thought it was a rumour, but there it was, it's nerd lair-ness radiating from the crack in the door. There wasn't a lot of noise but there were "yes's" and distinct button mashing; no source of natural light coming from the room at all...I edged a little closer, obviously trying to be quiet or else I would disturb the beast within and it smelled like pizza. Oh and I definitely saw a poster of one of the chicks from Neon Genesis."
by dee_dawg September 19, 2011
Geowinning is winning at Geology. It involves understanding bad boys such as stereonets, murdering geological histories and memorising minerals like Garnets and Quartz.
Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Cam - what are you putting on your cheat sheet? I am putting instructions on how to do a stereonet, gotta get full marks for them bad boys haha"

Cameron Piper "im pretty much doing 3/4 of a page on feldspars and garnets gotta own those bad boys up :) another 1/2 on interpreting stereonets and then throw in some stuff on how to ID minerals. just going to bs my way through a geo history so wont bother throwing any of that stuff on there."

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Dude I think we are kindred spirits Cam, I am doing exactly the same! ♥ cheat sheets!"

Cameron Piper: "fuck yeah we win at life!"

Denise Major Dutch Jones: "Geowinning!!!"
by Dee_dawg November 19, 2011
Lafte - portmonteau of laugh and latte.

It defines the moment of laughing whilst drinking a latte, or providing a latte to a customer who needs to smile.
The other day I was serving a grouchy customer who asked for a latte. A few minutes later I returned and offered him his "lafte".
by Dee_dawg November 12, 2011
A portmanteau of criminal and comical; A funny crime.
"Dude did you hear about the guy who is being charged for battery against his gf??"
"Yeah, he gave her a haircut - while she slept!"

"Oh man - CRIMICAL!!"
by Dee_dawg August 30, 2011
The Dark Shight, derived from "The Dark Knight" depicts Batman's infamous uselessness in the comic world.

Batman was not born with super powers, he just has a lot of money and a butler.
"Eoin, Batman is NOT a superhero."

"But Dee!! He is! Waaaahhhhhhhhh"

"No, he's nothing but the Dark Shight!"
by Dee_dawg November 29, 2011

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