1. (Boob-equality): The distribution of equal pleasurable treatment to the left and right breast.
2. (Boobie-quality): The grade, class or excellence of the the perfect pair of breasts.
Statement: She says how come the right boob gets all the attention.
Reply: I'm sorry for the discrimination against the left boob. We must have boobiequality!
Squeeze! Squeeze! Hmmmm.....that's definitely some boobiequality!