4 definitions by DeeP_FRieD

Top Definition
An oxymoronical term that is so because of the redundant fact that all republicans hate people of color.
Joe: "He's a racist republican"
Tom: "As opposed to what other flavor?"
by DeeP_FRieD November 09, 2006
(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
(n)

A sexual act based of the infamous Houdini, where A man takes a partner in the doggie-style postion facing the foot of the bed. At climax the man pulls out pretends to ejaculate by spitting on the partner's back whilst really ejaculating on the partner's pillow. After ejaculation commences, the man must look at his preferred time keeping device and declare that it is mighty late and that they must carry on home in order to prepare for the upcoming day.

After the man leaves, their partner will inevitably go through their night time pre-slumber grooming ritual, After which, they will retire to their bed where, when they lay down and place their head on their pillow... Boom, the Night Cap.
Douche1, "Last night I pulled the Night Cap on my girl."
Douche2, "She must have been pissed when her hair became slightly gelatinized by your stealth load."
Docuhe1, "Sure thing."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

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