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Telgasm is the act of bringing a girl to orgasm using only a spade shovel, cough drop, a door frame, and a telephone pole. Usually a dangerous task that should only be attempted by trained professionals.
Did you see that video with the telgasm in it?

or

Last night was crazy! did you see Jess have that telgasm with Frank?
by Dee Iron October 08, 2010

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An Olgendorf is a human female that is both fat as well as ugly. Olgendorfs are usually in the lowest end of any social system and are often friends with homosexual males, and have been rumored to turn ordinary males in homosexuals. Olgendorfs usually stay away from beaches or any other areas of social intensity. Common locations one may find an Olgendorf would be; Walmart, fast food chains, convenience stores, and dollar stores.
The cashier was in a distasteful mood when she noticed all of the olgendorfs in her line.
by Dee Iron April 09, 2011

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