Happiness when receiving a tax refund...until I realized that Turbo Tax was giving some bank I've never heard of $29.99 of it for reasons unknowable.
I was high on intaxication until I saw that $29.99 was being deducted by a bank in California that I've never heard of on behalf of Turbo Tax.
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