5 definitions by Decker Manning

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A person who is obsessed with the Marvel movies and unreasonably hates anything from DC.
That new Batman v Superman trailer hurt my Marveltard butt. I'm now a Butthurt Marveltard.
by Decker Manning September 02, 2015

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Coors Light that is consumed in the morning.
Bro: You want a Coors Light?

Guy: You mean a Coors Latte? It's only 8am.
by Decker Manning July 02, 2016

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Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."
Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."
by Decker Manning July 09, 2016

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Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating
I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.
by Decker Manning July 01, 2013

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Working out on a Sunday to improve your sexiness.
Today is Sunday Sexiness, man. We're goin' on a 17 mile run today. Just takin' it nice and slow. It's kinda a lighter day.
by Decker Manning August 17, 2009

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