Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
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