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21 definitions by Deathgrind > you

 
1.
A church full of fundamentalist retards brainwashed by Fred Phelps. They think that homosexuals are a disgrace to mankind, thus coming up with their bullshit slogan "God Hates Fags". They actually picketed and spoke this bullshit at the funerals of select U.S. troops that fought in the Iraq War, and they also picketed at Matthew Shepard's funeral. They also believe that 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Asian tsunamis were "a blessing from God". They spit and wipe their asses on the Bible, abusing its real meaning. This is a cult so fucked up that not even someone with even a tiny bit of sanity would dare join.
Westboro Baptist Church is a nightmare for the sane, leftist people of America.
by Deathgrind > you August 28, 2007
 
2.
A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!

Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"

-Bill Hicks
by Deathgrind > you May 03, 2008
 
3.
A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
by Deathgrind > you September 10, 2007
 
4.
A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 07, 2007
 
5.
Alf
If you're 93 years old, you should know who Alf is. Actually, you should know who Alf is if you at least lived in the 80's. Even the 90's.

For those that don't know about Alf, his real name is Gordon Shumway. He is given the nickname Alf, which is an acronym of Alien Life Form. He hails from the planet Melmac. He is covered with an orange fur, and he looks like the cross between a mammoth and an orangutan. His favorite food is cats. Now you should have an idea on who Alf is.
Danny: "I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD."
"Alf."
"ALF."
"You're 93 years old and you don't know what Alf is? Piece of crap!"
by Deathgrind > you August 24, 2007
 
6.
Another reason why I gave up listening to most modern rock. Think Nickelback to the second power. Austin Winkler is what happens when you put Chad Kroeger and give him some helium. The music is your generic and formulatic three cord rock that's too predictable. Most of its fanbase consists of NASCAR fans, right wing hicks, and Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers.
Radio DJ: "Up next, we're going to play 'Lips of an Angel' by Nickelback...shit, I mean, Default, damnit, what's that band called again? Oh yeah, Hinder. Actually, fuck that shitty music, it all sounds the same. Let's play Soundgarden instead, at least they had some creativity."
by Deathgrind > you October 03, 2007
 
7.
It's just like a mini mall!
Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!
by Deathgrind > you September 08, 2007