4 definitions by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq!

Top Definition
Truly surpasses God as the supreme being in the universe.
"Our Half-Life, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be played, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily fun, and forgive us for wasting ammo, as we forgive those who also waste ammo. And lead us not into the G-Man, but deliver us from his conspiracies. Amen."

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.
"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
This acronym stands for Skins, Punx, and Drunx. Check out Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards - (ROCK N ROLL ISN'T PLAYED BY NICE BOYS, BASTARDS PLAY STREET PUNK ROCK N ROLL!)
"If you're claimin' S.P.D., then you're on my team!" -Lars Frederiksen

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".
"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt