a rather large mammal from the southern region of Victoria, Australia. Has a rather large appetite for food and beer; a constantly hungry creature always looking for more food. This creature is often characterised as having a lizard like features, bulbous eyes, and a protruding beer gut.
The only thing that fascinates this creature more than food, are boobs. It is known that the creature will become nigh-on incapacitated upon seeing a rather stunnging set of boobs.
Hi, my name's wendtabone. I like boobs and food. I'd eat boobs if I could.