16 definitions by Davion Williams

Top Definition
The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.
by Davion Williams October 20, 2008
when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.
Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd
by Davion Williams April 10, 2009
The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.
God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!
by Davion Williams October 25, 2008
The situation when you circle the same parking lot multiple times trying to find a good parking space,occuring mostly at supermarkets and clothing stores.
I had to Bend the Lot at that wal-mart 8 times to find a good place to park,i wasted my whole day!!

by Davion Williams December 21, 2008
when your friends email you but words are missing however you still know what they meant
i havent seen you in a time my friends suck at typing,always sending me swissmail
by Davion Williams July 15, 2008
The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.
by Davion Williams April 10, 2009
The identifying of a girl by her donk.
You've seen it so many times,you know who it belongs to.
John:Check out that ass man,who is that fine girl?!
Matt:Why you checking out my girl man!
John:How do you know thats Clarissa?
Matt:Idonkification man
John:Oh my bad
by Davion Williams March 23, 2009
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