The bible is widely believed to be the second most successful fictional work in human history, surpassed only recently by Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
The corporation owning rights to the bible is currently being investigated in Brussels for monopolistic activities and anticompetitive actions including the Crucades, the Insquisitive, and the bundling of its latest version with Windows Media Player 9.
Officials called the first two counts baseless, arguing that the tragic loss of life associated with those incidents was in no way meant to dissuade the competition or retain market dominance.
They plead guilty to the third count.
Where can I find a copy of the bible? Historical fiction or science fiction / fantasy?