38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

to fart, frequently as a surprise to others rather than with an aural warning
Blimey, what's that smell- have you just dropped one?
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.
Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005
Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)
That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.
Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.
He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005
Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted
Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003

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