38 definitions by David from Kingsbury

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.
You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.
by David from Kingsbury August 29, 2005
Cockney rhyming slang for 'spade', as in darkie, coon etc.
That lucozade's going down for a long time
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Those particles of shit that stick to the anal hair
Tracy's gone off Darren, she says he had chuff nuts on his arse!
by David from Kingsbury November 07, 2003
Cockney rhyming slang for fart, long abbreviated to blow a raspberry, few realise the origin.
Blimey Arfur, did you 'ear that raspberry tart the 'orse just blew orff?
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005
Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)
That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Polite way your parents might enquire or announce if you've farted
Oh dear, father, I think Jeremy's let off again, open a window.
by David from Kingsbury November 04, 2003
Twee British euphemism for a lady's front bottom, or vulva.
He poked her in her furry hoop with his purple veined stick.
by David from Kingsbury October 14, 2005
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