Comper - noun. Nerd slang for a computer. This term originated from a common typo present in emails sent from slow school computers. The exact origin is uncertain; however, the head of Sidwell Friends School's Computer Club, David Winton, claims to have created the term in a club email.
Subject: Comper Club meeting tomorrow after school
Body: There will be a meeting after school tomorrow where we discuss the future of the comper club. Remember to bring in the specs of your current compers.
To have beat badly. Almost synonymous with pwn. This word's origin lies with David Winton who named it after the Mortal Kombat character Scorpion. One of the Scorpion AIs in 2v2 arcade mode was overpowered leading to the creation of this word.
The word can be applied to areas outside of video games as well (including things like school and work).
Oh man, I just got scorped by this fatal1ty guy.
This Chemistry test is going to scorp me, damn I should have studied.