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4 definitions by David J Wild

 
1.
A gay man who strives to get as much cock as possible. Practices incest nightly with his father and chats up boys.
There is nothing this man won't do in order to get some more cock, nothing.
Gayboy1 - Hey girl, did you enjoy the party last night?
Gayboy2 - Yeah, I got so much cock it was coming out of my ears!!
Gayboy1 - Wow! You're such a robbo!
by David J Wild March 27, 2008
 
2.
The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.
Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"
by David J Wild September 05, 2008
 
3.
The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.
Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"
by David J Wild September 22, 2008
 
4.
Forced anal intrusion, usually with a massive rubber implement.
Broady - I'm gonna blunder that bird with massive tits I tell you.
Robbo - Yeah, I got blundered the other night by 6 blokes, it was great.
Broady - Get away from me.
by David J Wild July 10, 2008