1 definition by David the librarian
A person who tells you one thing then does the opposite. then when you pull them up on it they convince you that you are a sea otter (or something else). Like a hypocrite, but with a twist.
Jan is a real hypnocrite, Last week I tried to tell her she wasn't doin' the job the way she said it had to be done and next thing I know I am clucking like a chicken...
by David the librarian August 2, 2010