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6 definitions by Dave Zucker

 
1.
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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2.
An expantion of jock-rock which is the male parallel to the boy band; any music that causes "Bros" to enter a state of wild abandon, swinging their arms violently, spilling beer and lip-syncing every lyric perfectly, essentially causing them to act like club-girls.
Examples of Bro-Bands include Blues Traveler, Dave Mathews, The Dispatch, James Blunt, O.A.R., and others.
"It's like they've turned Madison Square Garden into a giant frat house."
"Well what did you expect? They're a Bro band."
by Dave Zucker August 04, 2007
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3.
n. portmanteau of "tool" and "douchebag." An individual who exemplifies particularly douchey behavior, particularly in a polo shirt; a tool so great as to encompass an entire bag of tools.
"God, Trevor is such a tool! And a douchebag! It's like he's a … a…."

"'Toolbag?'"

"Yes! Exactly!"
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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4.
n. An attractive individual hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading the legs at least three times per week. See sexretary.
"How'd you're executive assistant interview go?"

"Turned out it was an interview for a sexsistant. Man, I'm sore."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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5.
n. The silence that follows when a white person uses the word "nigga" in front of a group of black people.
White Guy: "And I was like NIGGA WHAAAAAAAAT?!"

Black People: ...

White Guy's Tan Friend: whispered "Dude, that's the nigga hush."
by Dave Zucker March 02, 2008
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6.
Overtly whorish.
Kim Kardashian's outfit was unflatteringly revealing and hovertly pathetic.
by Dave Zucker June 02, 2011
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