7 definitions by Dave What A Guy

A chick who dresses sluttier than the occasion calls for, thereby inviting aggressive male attention.
Holy shit, look at that rape bait that just walked in! She looks like she's 16 going on 25 and dressed like a Vegas showgirl.
by Dave What A Guy November 19, 2006
Refers to a girl or woman with a look that invites a spanking, usually because she is so hot that it's almost unbearable, therefore the urge to crack her across her ass.
Man, those SLVWs are looking spanknacious tonight.
by Dave What A Guy November 14, 2006
SLVWs are slutty little virgin whores. These are preteen squeakers who dress real slutty, wear too much eye makeup and in general act like little hookers, unaware of the image they are projecting because after all, they are preteen virgins.
Chris and I were cruising the mall checking out all the SLVWs and joking about how we wish we could go back to middle school knowing what we do now.

Man, your sister is such a SLVW that I get major wood every time she comes around shaking her tight little ass and flirting like she's a hoochie girl.
by Dave What A Guy November 14, 2006
Bobbing the Lolly is a term used by British Airways flight attendants meaning to give a blowjob. These are particularly appreciated by those long trans-Atlantic travelers, and is just one of the myriad services provided by these travel hostesses.
Sir Neville and Amanda had been necking for quite a while, when she piped up inquisitively and asked Nev if he'd like her to bob his lolly.

"Aye, I was crossing the pond at 10,000 meters and all the while one of those British birds was bobbing the lolly."
by Dave What A Guy November 08, 2006
Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.
I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.
by Dave What A Guy November 21, 2006
A girl who willingly or unwillingly takes the schlong up her butt in an attempt to heal or cure her partner of whatever malady he manifests.

Initially from a mispronunciation and misunderstanding of the word, "curandera", which means a rural healer, or a sorceress or witch.

The word "culera" on the other hand is accepted Mexican slang for a female who enjoys backdoor pleasures.
Jay suddenly came down with a mysterious virus, so his wife Susan did the kulandera thing to ward off the evil spirits.

Or, "That girl Susan is such a kulandera that she'll let anyone pork her ass if it will make them feel better."
by Dave What A Guy November 06, 2006
Preteen to midteen aged girls who flock together in malls and at social events.

Term also applies to the noises these girls make, especially when they are startled or excited.

Such groups are called squaggles, as in a squaggle of squeaks. Their male counterparts group in gaggles, as in a gaggle of geeks.
I like going to middle school basketball games just to watch all the cute little squeakers who get so exicted watching the game while simultaneously trying to remain cool.
by Dave What A Guy November 21, 2006

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